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FACE TIME & JAZZ HANDS

                                 

SO HERE WE ALL ARE ON THIS PLANET TRYING TO FOLLOW ARE DREAMS, MAKE MONEY, MAKE IT COUNT, FIND THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE AND FIND TIME FOR RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS.

 

WE ARE SO BUSY THOUGH!

WE HAVE TO MANAGE OUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. MAKE SURE WE UPLOAD PHOTOS AND TAKE THE LATEST QUIZ.

THEN UPDATE TWITTER AND TWEET AT LEAST 2X A DAY.

 

OH YES AND LETS NOT FORGET TO SEND OUT THOSE EMAILS TO OUE DEAR FRIENDS TO SAY HOW MUCH WE MISS THEM AND CANT WAIT TO CHAT.

 

CALL ONSTAR FOR DIRECTIONS, ORDER THOSE NEW JEANS ONLINE, UPDATE YOUR ROAMING CAPABILITY FOR YOUR CELL PHONE AND DELETE YOUR SPAM…

 

 THEN YOU DRINK YOUR BREAKFAST. TAKE THE PILL THAT MANAGES YOUR FRAME OF MIND AND YOU HEAD TO THE OFFICE.

ONCE THERE YOU ARE READY FOR YOUR VIDEO CONFERENCE CALL…

 

RUN FOREST RUN!

 

ITS TIME WE STOP, HEY WHAT’S THAT SOUND EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT’S GOIN DOWN.

 

THE ONLY TIME YOU BUMP INTO ANYONE ON THE STREET, IS WHEN YOU’RE HEADS DOWN AND YOUR TEXTING.

 

SO LOOK, ALL THIS HIGH TECH STUFF IS GREAT!

HOWEVER, I THINK WE HAVE LOST THE ART OF COMMUNICATION.

 

YES COMMUNICATION AND ALL THAT GOES WITH IT…

 

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RECEIVED A HAND WRITTEN LETTER FROM YOUR LOVE?

 

YOU MIGHT HAVE 582 FRINDS ON FACEBOOK & MYSPACE BUT CAN YOU CALL THEM IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

 

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LAID IN THE GRASS WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE, A BASKET OF GOODIES AND SHARED THAT WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVED?

 

SOMETIMES I THINK WE ARE SO BUSY UPDATEING EVERYONE ON OUR STATUS THAT WE FORGET WHAT OUR STATUS REALLY IS?

 

 

I THINK - ITS TIME WE STOP, HEY WHAT’S THAT SOUND EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT’S GOIN DOWN.

 

OUR NATION IS BROKE, WE HAVE INFLUENZA THAT IS SPREADING LIKE PULLED PORK, DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS,

THE GASA STRIP IS NOW A NEW GO GO BAR AND THE MIDEAST IS IN THE SAME SITUATION SINCE JESUS VISITED.

IF YOU READ THE BIBLE STORIES ABOUT PLAGUE, PESTILENCE, FAMINE AND RAPING AND PILLAGING THE VILLAGE IT SOUNDS LIKE DETRIOT!

 

THE MAYAN PROPHECY HAS PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2012.

THERE IS EVEN A WEBISTE ONLINE THAT HAS A COUNTDOWN. AS OF THIS WRITING WE HAVE – 1308 DAYS, 20 HOURS, 54 MINUTES AND 38 SECONDS.

 

SO I’M THINKING - ITS TIME WE STOP, HEY WHAT’S THAT SOUND EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT’S GOIN DOWN.

 

WE HAVE MEDICINE THAT HAS MORE SIDE EFFECTS THAN BENEFITS! ALL WITH THE EXCEPTION OF REQUIP ,THE DRUG FOR RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME.. THE SIDE EFFECTS ARE, INCREASED SEXAUAL DESIRE AND AN URGE TO GAMBLE… I JUST GOT SOME AND IN 2 DAYS I WILL BE IN ATLANTIC CITY LEANING OVER THE CRAP TABLE LOOKING FOR A HARD 7..

 

SO WITH ALL THE TMI AND BRB AND TTYL.

 

I THINK WE SHOULD ASK THE CREDIT CARD COMPANYS TO DEFER OUR PAYMENTS UNTIL 2012. GO SHOPPING, MAKE LOVE, FIND YOU HAPPY TOUGHT AND KEEP IT, TAKES RISKS AND FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!

 

AS FOR ME – ALL I WANT IS FACE TIME AND JAZZ HANDS!

OH YEA AND ONE MORE THING?  A BUNKER!!!!   J